List of Things to Do With a Blow Up Doll

Hold your beer in one of the many "love orifices

Ride on your motorcycle with the doll on the back.

Access the car-pool lane on the local freeway.

Lay it on the train tracks, Wait for excitement to happen

Send to a friend, see if they mention it or if they suddenly start spending evenings with a mysterious new friend.

Put Baby Ruth Candy Bar in Rear Love Orifice Leave in the sun.

Dare friends to eat baby ruth.

Fill with Helium, carry around attached to a string.

Bring Helium filled doll to post office. Tell clerk you want to ship it to Japan and that they owe you money.

Makes a good scarecrow.