List of Things to Do With a Blow Up Doll
Hold your beer in one of the many "love orifices
Ride on your motorcycle with the doll on the back.
Access the car-pool lane on the local freeway.
Lay it on the train tracks, Wait for excitement to happen
Send to a friend, see if they mention it or if they suddenly start spending evenings with a mysterious new friend.
Put Baby Ruth Candy Bar in Rear Love Orifice Leave in the sun.
Dare friends to eat baby ruth.
Fill with Helium, carry around attached to a string.
Bring Helium filled doll to post office. Tell clerk you want to ship it to Japan and that they owe you money.
Makes a good scarecrow.